Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Mami "Understudy"

Assalamualaikum,

Kali ni mami nak tulis pasal kerja Mami sekarang.

Oleh kerana Mami dah bertukar Jawatan menjadi Pengurus Akaun , maka Mami terpaksa la pulak "Understudy" X Boss Mami yang dah resign tapi masih bekerja tu.Masalah nya sekarang X Boss Mami tu dulu, Pengurus kewangan Korporat Syarikat, dia bukan Pengurus Akaun, maka jadilah cerita Guru Besar nak ajar Guru Matematik , buat matematik.

Masalahnya, Guru Besar ni pandai semua, dan guru matematik ni pula memanglah ambik Matematik kat universiti dulu tapi dah enam tahun sebelum ni dok mengajar Bahasa Malaysia. Maka dipendekkan cerita Guru Besar pun terkial kial nak mengajar guru Matematik untuk mengajar matematik, guru Matematik pula terkial kial nak belajar dari Guru Besar sbb, pelajarannya terlalu tinggi tahap yang tak tercapai dek akal. Maka itulah Mami rasa, tak kan lah dapat dikhatamkam akan pelajaran itu dalam masa sepurnama setengah notis yang diberi.............. he he he .

Entah apa yang Mami tulis mami pun tak berapa faham sebenarnya. Tapi tak kisah lah, ini blog Mami dan Mami boleh tulis apa yang Mami suka, betul tak?

Ok sampai disini dulu, Mai nak "Understudy'.

Wassalam

Mami

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Mami dapat surat

Assalamualaikaum,

Hari ni Mami ada masa sikit nak berceloteh sbb, kat opis Mami ada event sedang berlansung. Bukanlah Mami tak dak kerja nak buat, aaada tapi tak lah sibok sangat sbb Mami ni ditugaskan menjaga duit hadiah untuk event tu.

Setiap tahun memang diadakan event ni, dan setiap kali ada event semua staff akan rela dalam paksa turun padang untuk menjalankan tugas masing masing.Termasuklah Mami and gang, cuma tahun ni agak berlainan sikit sbb X Boss Mami ( yang dah resign tapi masih bekerja tu) tak campur lansung dalam event kali ni.

Sepanjang ingatan Mami, selama 17 tahun bekerja disyarikat ini, dah lebih 15 kali event ini diadakan.............tak lain tak bukan X Boss Mami tu penggerak utama setiap event tersebut. memang dia lah juru kerah nya,juru tunjuk ajarnya, juru rekanya dan segala macam juru lagi lah. Tapi kali ini agak hambar kerana dia tidak lagi berada bersama sama kami bertugas.

Hmmm bukan itu tujuan Mami berceloteh kali ni, tapi ada perkara lain yang lebih gempar lagi. mami dapat surat darai pihak pengurusan.................haaaa surat pertukaran jawatan. Untuk kesekian kalinya Mami dapat surat laaaaaagi.

Kali ini surat itu berbunyi, Jawatan Anda telah ditukarkan menjadi "Pengurus Akaun"........... macam pelik jerrrr bunyinya , bukan Pengurus Kewangan tetapi Pengurus Akaun, maka seperti biasa jugaklah, sekali lagi dunia ini terasa bagai berpusing.

Gaji masih jugak ditakuk lama, cuma yang asyik bertukar ialah jawatan. Mami semakin pening kenapa perlu ditukar lagi jawatan Mami sampaikan Mami pun dah tak pasti apa sebenarnya kerja Mami sekarang. Begitu banyak kerja kerja akaun yang Mami telah tinggalkan semenjak beberapa kali ditukarkan jawatan sepanjang Mami bekerja di syarikat ini

Mami bermula sebagai Eksekutif Pembangunan Perniagaan pada tahun 1994, kemudian pada tahun 1995 ditukarkan kejawatan Eksekutif Kewangan dan Pentadbiran,kemudian dinaikkan pangkat sebagai Kepala Perbendaharaan pada tahun 2004. Kemudian pada tahun 2007 Mami ditukarkan menjadi Kepala Pentadbiran.kemudiannya sekali lagi ditukar kejawatan Akauntan pada bulan February 2010. Dan akhir sekali semalam Mami dapat surat menjadi Pengurus Akaun pula ( untuk 3 anak syarikat dan syarikat induk sahaja.

Memang lah sesiapa pun yang dalam kasut mami akan jadi pening Gajah(bukan sesikit pening ni Mami

Hmmm, terima sajalah apa yang diarahkan oleh majikan..............selagi makan gaji mcm tulah nasib............

Sampai disini sajalah celoteh mami kali ni, hanya pada blog ni lah tempat mami mencurah rasa.................

Wassalam

Mami

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Mami start keje

Assalamualaikum,

Alhamdulillah, Mami dah start keje balik pada 2hb May 2010. Alhamdulillah dengan ihsan dari Allah SWT Mami dah sembuha sepenuhnya dan boleh start keje dah. So hari ni Mami masuk keje pukul 9.00 padi, ramailah kengkawan opis yang bertanya khabar mami. Boss Mami yang dah resign (tapi masih bekerja sbb notisnya selama 3 bulan tu pula bagitau Mami yang Mami kena pindah opis sbb nak kena 'UNDERSTUDY '

Yaaaaaa, mai ditukar jawatan sekali lagi, kali ini dari 'Kepala Jabatan Pentadbiran' mami ditukarkan jadi "Akauntan untuk 4 buah anak syarikat la pulak. Ini disebabkan Pengurus Kewangan Syarikat induk telah berhenti dengan tiba tiba maka Syarikat induk kini tidak mempunyai Pengurus kkewangan lagi, maka, setiap naka syarikat kali ini mempunyai Akauntan masing masing, dan mami terpaksa la pulak ditukarkan jawatan.

Aduh terasa berpusing bumi yang dipijak( Memangpun Bumi yang dipjak ni sentiasa berpusing la Mami). Tukar jawatan laaaagi

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Mami di hospital

Assalamualaikum

Mami sakit...............lepas balik kampung khenduri kawin Hakim dan Seri,(dua sekali, anak kakak mami kawin)Mami dibawa kehospital sbb sakit bisul. He he he, malunya nak cerita tapi, sakit itu memanglah dugaan Allah SWT.

Mami masuk hospital pukul 12 tengahari, operasi buang bisul pukul 6 petang, berlanjutan sampai pukul 7.30 malam

Sakit nya............. tuhan saja yang tau (dan sesiapa yang pernah mengidap sakit bisul juga tahu). Selepas dibedah, sakit bisul tu dah berganti dengan sakit luka pembedahan pulak................maka terlantar lah Mami dihospital ni sampai berapa hari tak taulah(sehingga diberitahu kelak).

Yang Mami nak coretkan disini bukanlah sangat cerita pasal sakit Bisul Mami ni ( tak lah se sensasi mana pun sakit bisul ni)tapi ada sesuatu yang dah berlaku kat opis tempat Mami menimaba rezeki..............

Sebenarnya dah lama Mami nak menaip di kekunci Puteri manggis ni, tapi masa tak menizinkan, mana sebk kerja lagi, sebok anak penakan nak khenduri lagi, sebok kehulu kehilir mengahantar Umar tuition lah, Kumon lah, menagaji lah..............phuh mengalahkan menteri seboknya Mami ni.

Ceritaya, Boss mami resign.................yesssss, boss mami yang dah bekeraj bersama Mami selama 15 tahun lamany resign. "Kusangka panas hingga kepetang rupanya ribut taufan ditengahari". Mami terkomap, tersenyap, terdiam, terbisu, terkedu dan macam macam "ter" lagi.

After 15 years working together(Mami kuli, dia Boss), laughing together, crying together, eating and drinking together (selalunya dia yang belanja), not to mention sleeping together(masa Mami bujang dulu), Carpooling together (Mami tumpang kereta dia), balik kampung together, dan all the other things that we have done together, she resign??????????

Yes, she resigned because of an SMS sent to her by her Boss(Who is Mami's Big BOSS), an SMS which hurts so deeeeep, which no drugs can ever cure the cuts,no stiches can ever stich the wound, no painkillers can ever eased the pain. (bear in mind , Mami is still in the hospital while typing this.


Mami pun akan resign, kalau Mami dapat SMS yang begitu rupa, selepas 16 tahun Mami bekerja disini, tak pernah sekalipun terlintas diahati Mami akan berlaku apa yang telah berlaku sekarang ni. Hasrat diahati nak bekerja lah sampai Mami pencen nanti, bersama kawan kawan lama yang dah lama bekerja bersama sama.

Selang 2 bulan yang lalu seorang sahabat lama yang juga dah bekerja bersama Mami hampir 15 tahun,berhenti.......ini pun ada kena mengena dengan BOSS besar tu jugak. hmmm........, entahlah, nampaknya Mami terpakasa lah kuburkan niat untuk bekerja sampai pencen disini, kerana 'loyalty' Mami bukan kepada BOSS besar tu tapi kepada Boss Mami.

Boss Mami ni sebenarnya adalah Junior Mami masa Mami dekat sekolah menengah dulu, kami dah pun makan sekawah selama 3 tahun dizaman remaja kami, dan kesinambungan nya ialah apabila dia masuk bekerja di syarikat tempat Mami bekerja sebagai Boss Mami (nasib baik lah Mami tak pernah buli dia masa kat sekolah dulu, kalau tiiiidak, hari pertama dia masuk tu mami dah kena hantar surat resign la, sbb memang Mami kaki pembuli Junior masa kat sekolah dulu.................tapi tak lah sampai sepak terajang, setakat minta tolong basuh baju ngan kasut jerrrrrr.( ok la kan? Buli sikit sikit jer utk faedah bersama......)

Mami pun dah tak pasti, bolahkah Mami kerja lagi kat pejabat tu kalau Boss Mami dah tak ada? Mami tau ada segelintir staff lain yang agak teruja bila boss mami resign ni, maklumlah, dalam dunia ni memang ramai yang ada phd (penyakit hasad dengki). Walau apa pun yang akan terjadi, yang pastinya Mami pasti kan menghadapi suasana yang terlalu asing bila Boss mami tu dah betul betul tiada dipejabat tu nanti.

Mami sedang berkira kira untuk Cari kerrja lain, he he he , angan angan bolehlah, sapalah yang nak ambil makcik umur 46 tahun ni kerja lagi, kecualilah untuk jadi tukang cuci...........aduh tak rela.............

Apa apapun, suami tercinta dah bagi iklan ,"sana tu dekat Batu Gajah, ada kerja kosong sebagai surirumah sepenuh masa tak bergaji....."

Ha, kalau nak tau suami tercinta mami dah lama dah kena tukar bertugas di Batu Gajah, yelah semua yang ada di stesen keretapi Sentul dah berpindah ke Batu Gajah, jadi dia pun terpaksa lah dipindahkan ke Batu gajah.

Semenjak Suami Mami berpindah tugas, dia cuma balik seminggu sekali , malam Jumaat sampai ahad petang saja dia akan bersama Mami sekeluarga. Selainnya dia akan berada di Staff Kuarters di Batu Gajah, cuma bila ada cuti panjang barulah Mami pulak akan berkunjung ke sana untuk bersamanya.

Mami dah bermuzakarah dengan Suami yang Mami mungkin akan bekerja sampai umur mami 50 tahun, (4 tahun saja lagi)kemudian Mami akan berpindah untuk bersamanya di batu Gajah sampai lah dia pence (hmmmm, dalam 7 tahun selepas itu, kemudian kami akan sama sama balik Kajang.

Disebabkan apa yang dah berlaku ditempat kerja Mami nampaknya Che Wan (suami tercinta) akan bersyukur panjang kehadrat Ilahi, sbb Mami mungkin pencen awal ............., setiap yang berlaku itu ada hikmahnya......AAminnnn

Nampaknya Mami dah berceloteh panjang dalam coretan kali ni....tapi cerita Mami belum habis lagi. Mami akan menulis lagi esok sbb...........he he he Mami mana ada kerja lain nak buat lagi..........

Wassalam.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Why am I here?

ok, Nampaknya Mami lama dah tak menulis di blog ni sbb dilanda kebosanan tahap maksima.

Tetiba saja terbaca sesuatu yang menarik dari egroup mail, ada sorang hamba Allah yang bukan Islam ingin bertanya sesuatu yang berkaitan dengan makna hidup, dia nak tau apa pandangan Islam terhadap soalan soalan yang sering berlegar di kepalanya, so semua sahabat pun suruh dia tanyakan soalan tersebut so he shoot the questions.

The questions are:

1. Why was this universe created?

2. Who are we?

3. Where did we come from?

4. Why are we here on Earth?

5. What is our purpose here and where do we go from here?

6. Where is heaven and where is hell? Is heaven (syurga loka) a spiritual
> world and our ultimate destination target?

7. Does one condemed to hell stay there forever and never have chance to go
> to heaven?

8. After death, where does a non-muslim go? (be frank according to what you
> had been taught)

9. Does animals have soul? If yes, What is their purpose on earth? Where do
> they go after death?

10. Can God have a form?

Aduh, membaca soalan soalan diatas sudah membuat Mami berpeluh dahi, inikan pulak nak menjawab nya. Jadi maipun mengikuti pekembangan jawapan yang diberi oleh sahabat sahabat lain dlm egroup, masing masing memberi jawapan yang amat ringan kerana pengetahuan ugama yang agak terbatas dan mengesyorkan sahabat yang bertanya itu mengikuti dialog dialog berkenaan makna hidup yang sering diadakan oleh para ulama agama islam.

Dalam meneliti jawapan yang diberikan, Mami tertarik dengan jawapan yang diberi oleh seorang sahabat, beliau menjawab dengan tenang dan jawapan yang diberikan adalah berlandaskan pencariannya . Mami rasa kagum dengan jawapan yang amat mudah diterima akal dan diikuti oleh semua peringkat umur.

So mami has borrowed his answer so that anybody who read this blog of mine can share the knowledge.

And, his answers are :-

1. Why was this universe created?
> 1. Because He can, seriously!
> 2. Because He wants to show his greatness.
> 3. Because He wants to show that he exist
> 4. Because He wants us to ponder about who the creator is.
>

> 2. Who are we?
>  1. We are His best creation (although the universe is more 'difficult' to
> create).
> 2. We are all children of Prophet Adam a.s.
>
> 3. Where did we come from?
> Our original kampung is Syurga, before Shaitan (Satan) orchestrated the
> expulsion of our grandfather Prophet Adam a.s. from it. Satan was also
> banished from Syurga, condemned to Hell (but managed to 'negotiate' a
> respite or extension of time until the Day of Judgement) and vowed that he
> will deceive as many human as possible to be with him in Hell forever. Satan
> is the real and most dangerous enemy, not our fellow humans.
>
> 4. Why are we here on Earth?
> 1. We are here as part of transition phase of our existence. First phase is
> Alam Roh (realm of soul/spirit). Here ALL human soul have attested that
> Allah is our one and only God, we just don't remember anymore.
>
>  Second is Alam Rahim (realm of the womb) where we stayed for nine months.
>
> Third is Alam Dunia (realm of this earth).
>
> Fourth is Alam Barzakh a.k.a Alam Qubur (realm of the grave) where we will
> dwell until the Trumpet of Day of Resurrection, after the End of The
> World, is sounded.
>
> Fifth and lastly is the Alam Akhirat (realm of the hereafter) where ALL
> human beings and jins will be brought together and to appear in Allah's
> court one by one, to account for all our actions. After this is either
> Syurga/Jannah (Heaven) or Hell, for eternity. We want to come home to our
> original kampung.
>
> 2. We are here to be tested so as to see who is the best among us in Taqwa
> (piety/god-fearing).
>
> 3. We are here to be a servant of Allah the Almighty.
>
> 4. We are here to be Khalifah (vicegerent) of Allah the Almighty. To take
> care of this beautiful planet of His and to do his bidding.
>
> 5. What is our purpose here and where do we go from here?
> Purposes are similar to the above answers. After our fleeting and temporary
> tenure on this earth, we will be ushered to the fourth and fifth phases,
> whether we do it obediently or grudgingly, as with the earlier phases.
>
> 6. Where is heaven and where is hell? Is heaven (syurga loka) a spiritual
> world and our ultimate destination target?
> Both Heaven and Hell is not within our physical universe. They are in
> different dimension/realm/frequency. I'm not sure if they are already
> existed now. I believe some scholars say that they will exist only after the
> Day of Resurrection. They definitely are matters of the fifth realm i.e.
> Alam Akhirat. There is also a place in-between, where people who have equal
> amount of pahala (good deeds) and dosa (bad deeds) will go. The
> Catholics believed in a similar place called Purgatory.
>
> Heaven is similar to our present existence, not just spiritual but greatly
> magnified. Our grandfather, Prophet Adam a.s. HAS been there remember! In
> there are what eyes have not seen, mind have not conjured.
>
> It is the ultimate goal of all believers, balik kampung for good.
>
> 7. Does one condemed to hell stay there forever and never have chance to go
> to heaven?
> Those who disbelieve or rejector of God and will stay forever. Those who
> believe but have more dosa than pahala will stay until time prescribed (in
> other words, have to do time).
>
> An important note here: believers are people who follow all the Nabi
> (prophets) of Allah. Allah promised and sent 124,000 prophets through the
> eons, during the existence of humankind from the time of Adam a.s., to guide
> people who are astray. He sent prophets to All people and tribes (merciful
> God He is). Out of the 124,000, there are 313 Nabi who are also Rasul
> (messengers). They have the added responsibility to preach and invite. Out
> of the 313, the Quran mentioned 25 by name. Out of the 25, there are 4
> Ulul-azmi (most tested) which are Nabi Ibrahim (father of monotheism), Nabi
> Musa, Nabi Isa and Nabi Muhammad, peace and blessings of Allah be to all of
> them.
>
> However, people are suppose to follow the lastest prophet (akin to having to
> use the latest and updated versions of things) because after a while people
> begin to forget and gone astray. Herein lies the biggest point of
> contention. Allah says the all the prophets that was sent have been mocked
> and rejected (by some, of course). Nabi Muhammad was the last and final
> prophet. He is also known as The Seal of The Prophets. Because he is the
> last and final prophet, his messege is the last updated versions and was
> sent to ALL mankind. Other prophets was given book too, but only to their
> own community and valid up to the next prophet.
>
> 8. After death, where does a non-muslim go? (be frank according to what you
> had been taught)
>  After death, believers of all the prophets have a chance to go to heaven.
> Disbelievers will not. Notice that I put it as 'have a chance to go to
> heaven'. Not automatic or anything. Believers may have the 'passport
> (minimum access card)' but permission is granted upon passing of Allah's
> court. People born in a believer family is not automatically have a passport
> too as they can go astray . People not born in a believer family is also not
> automatically NOT have a passport as Allah can led them to the correct
> path. All His servant's fate is in His hands.
>
> 9. Does animals have soul? If yes, What is their purpose on earth? Where do
> they go after death?
>
> The first part is rarely discussed and I have never come across one. However
> I will put up an arguement.
>
> 1. Allah mentioned that all living thing will have a taste of death. Death
> means that the soul have departed from the physical body. Allah mentioned 3
> types of living thing; angels (having akal(intellect) but no nafsu
> (desire)), humans (having akal and nafsu) and animals (having nafsu but no
> akal). All these creatures will experience death, so by inferrence, all have
> soul. We know we do!
>
> 2. Their purpose is to serve mankind, for food, shelter, beast of burden,
> clothing, pets, also for a venue for humans to do good deeds such as caring
> for them, etc. Definitely not to be abused. So does the rest of the things
> in this whole universe. Sun, moon, trees, fishes in the ocean. Even the tiny
> nucleus of an atom - so that mankind can harness energy from it (not to kill
> people, if he does, he is not performing his duty as the khalifah of Allah
> on the earth. He is abusing his duties).
>
> 3. After death, animals will no longer exist except those that need to
> appear in Allah's court to testify against humans who treated them unjustly.
> After that they will also ceased to exist.
>
> 10. Can God have a form?
> God has a 'form' but we cannot see Him now, only in Alam Akhirat (means
> after we die). We and the whole physical universe are of different make-up
> from Him that makes it impossible for us to view Him now. After all, if can
> see him now, the whole concept of faith and believing in the unseen will
> become useless and irrelevant and meaningless.
>
> And also, whatever that a human mind in this world conceives, that is NOT
> Him.
>
> The Prophet said that in Heaven, we will see Him as clear as we see the full
> moon, indicating He can have a form that is different from what term as form
> now. He also says that seeing Allah is the most pleasurable
> (indescribable) of all the pleasures in Heaven.
>

Begitulah jawapan yang diberi, menakjubkan , Subhanallah, Maha Suci Allah yang memberikan pengetahuan kepada sahabat ini yang dapat menerangkan hati kita yang lain yang kurang pengetahuan.........Aaminnn.

Jadi sama samalah kita merenung jawapan sahabat yang sorang ini

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

A new lap top for Mami

Asaalamualaikum,

Yes yes yes, Mami has bought a new laptop, This new laptop will be called Puteri Manggis since the colour is black sweet .

Mami has been dreaming about having a lap top for quite some time, yelah semenjak komputer buruk yang Mami bel dalam tahun 2001 tu rosak.

harganya boleh tahan la jugak , tapi dah sampai termimipi mimpi so Mami beli jugaklah, takut kempunan pulak Mami.

Dengan adanya Puteri Manggis ni semangat Mami untuk menulis begitu berkobar kobar sekali.

Laaaa dah hampir pukul 7 ni, nak sembahyang maghrib la dulu, esok la Mami sambung cerita

He he he, hangat hangat taik ayam jer Mami ni

Bye

Wassalam
Datin mami

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Assalamualaikum

History Mystery


Have a history teacher explained this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.


Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters..

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.


Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

Subhanallah


Wassalam

Mami