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A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

andI noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance,

particularly in the flower and jewellery applications,

which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs

such as

NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1..

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,

and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3

to fix these problems,

but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

This is the answers from the Tachnical Support

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:

i thought you loved me. html

and try to download Tears 6.2

and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,

Husband1.0 shouldthen automatically run the applications

Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember,

overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5,

Happy Hour 7.0 or KEDAI MAMAK 6.1.

Please note that KEDAI MAMAK 6. 1

is a very bad program that will download the

Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,

DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0

(it runs a virus in the background that will

eventually seize control of all your systemresources.)

In addition,

please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,

Husband 1.0 is a great program,

but it does have limited memory and

cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software

to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

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